Jokes
Married life is very frustrating
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks
Airbag
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the
A Giants fan in Baltimore
A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and
A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an
How Operating Systems are like Knights
In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled
Elementary, My Dear Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping
A Good Mystery
A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater
10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents,
The New Harley
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley
True Newspaper Clippings
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer AMANA
Diaries
Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9
Poem
FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who
Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment
Letter to the IRS
Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.
Actual Ads from the New York Times
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George Carlin: I'm a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I
Male and Female Prayers
Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep , I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's
Sex on the Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.
About last night...
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor
Sausages
There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady
Kid's Birthday Party
This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band,
Three in OZ
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land
Ahh to be six again!
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.