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Married life is very frustrating

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks

Airbag

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the

A Giants fan in Baltimore

A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and

A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an

How Operating Systems are like Knights

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

Elementary, My Dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping

A Good Mystery

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater

10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd

10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents,

The New Harley

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley

True Newspaper Clippings

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer AMANA

Diaries

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9

Poem

FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who

Commandments of Marriage

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment

Letter to the IRS

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

Actual Ads from the New York Times

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George Carlin: I'm a BAD American

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

Male and Female Prayers

Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep , I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's

Sex on the Sabbath

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

About last night...

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor

Sausages

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady

Kid's Birthday Party

This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band,

Three in OZ

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land

Ahh to be six again!

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.