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Zoltrog Jokes

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

New Year's Resolutions You CAN Keep

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising.

The Intergalactic Swap

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

Redneck Luv

A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired

Gorilla in Heat

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species

Beer Consumption

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer

The Internet Is JUST LIKE SEX

* It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's

Bumper Stickers II

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

More Alcohol Warnings

If the government is going to put health warning

IQ Test

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

Most Venomous Snake in the World

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) LOCATION:

New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you

Why E-Mail Is Like a Penis

Those who have it would be devastated if it

A History of Teaching Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

Million Dollar Question

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

Who Wants to be a Millionaire

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

Anaconda Attacks

This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government

Noah in America

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

Female Comebacks

Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't

How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

Backyard Archaeology

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

Attainable New Year's Resolutions

This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.

The Man Code

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

Cat Quotes

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - -Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs