Jokes
Zoltrog Jokes
1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap
New Year's Resolutions You CAN Keep
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising.
The Intergalactic Swap
Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack
Redneck Luv
A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired
Gorilla in Heat
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species
Beer Consumption
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer
The Internet Is JUST LIKE SEX
* It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's
Bumper Stickers II
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
More Alcohol Warnings
If the government is going to put health warning
IQ Test
Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of
Most Venomous Snake in the World
NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) LOCATION:
New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
Why E-Mail Is Like a Penis
Those who have it would be devastated if it
A History of Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of
Million Dollar Question
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the
Anaconda Attacks
This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government
Noah in America
In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once
Female Comebacks
Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't
How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day
This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German
Backyard Archaeology
The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott
Attainable New Year's Resolutions
This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.
The Man Code
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually
Cat Quotes
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - -Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs