speech

Worldââ,¬â"¢s thinnest books 20. BEAUTY

The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle,

What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

During the Super Bowl, there was another football

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he

There's this midget with a speech impediment who

* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging

Three little boys were looking for a summer job.

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

1)  A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) 

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once

A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!"

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

10. Your top player scores 20 points a game, but most of them are in the wrong basket. 9. You spend

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which

At a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition

Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated videocassettes, the mayoral candidate said, "I

The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey