Jokes
Area 51
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as
Nerd
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per
Benifits of Being an Athiest
A very religious man lived right next door to an
Adam Talks All About Eve
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking
Female Rejection Lines
10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You
The Day After Thanksgiving
It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru
Scottish Cheapskates
A Scottish man heads for home after spending the
Computer Gender
Women claim that computers should be referred to
Bob and the Asshole
Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden
Getting Flowers
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.
The Engineer's Love Life
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing
Mr. or Mrs. Computer
Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,
Jock vs. Nerd
$ Michael Jordan having "retired,"
The Ultimate Guy Quiz
1. In the company of females, intercourse
Guide to Dating
Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with
Australian Virgin
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life
Suspension
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball
Motivation
A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort
Spanish Lesson
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated
Cold Water
John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After
Best for the Country
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has
New Drugs For Women
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O
How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day
This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German
Modern Medicine
Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~
New Vocabulary For The Office
Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around
Wife or Mistress
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the
Educated Athletes?
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,
Donald Duck and Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have
Six Foot
Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean
The Toastmaster Club
A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting
Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your
Dating Dictionary
ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what
Buying Flowers
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the
Angrry Wives
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the