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Area 51

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as

Nerd

Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per

Benifits of Being an Athiest

A very religious man lived right next door to an

Adam Talks All About Eve

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking

Female Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You

The Day After Thanksgiving

It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru

Scottish Cheapskates

A Scottish man heads for home after spending the

Computer Gender

Women claim that computers should be referred to

Bob and the Asshole

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

Getting Flowers

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.

The Engineer's Love Life

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing

Mr. or Mrs. Computer

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,

Jock vs. Nerd

$ Michael Jordan having "retired,"

The Ultimate Guy Quiz

1. In the company of females, intercourse

Guide to Dating

Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with

Australian Virgin

After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life

Suspension

At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball

Motivation

A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort

Spanish Lesson

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

Cold Water

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After

Best for the Country

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

New Drugs For Women

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O

How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

Modern Medicine

Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~

New Vocabulary For The Office

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around

Wife or Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the

Educated Athletes?

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

Donald Duck and Daisy

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have

Six Foot

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

The Toastmaster Club

A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting

Redneck Jedi

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

Dating Dictionary

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what

Buying Flowers

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the

Angrry Wives

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the