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A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the

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Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super

A man went to a cafe and ordered some soup. Half

Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

What's grosser than gross? Dreaming about eating

1. Always looks like he's pledging allegiance.

During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors

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Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

If your ass was any more jiggly, Bill Cosby would

A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup.

Yo mama's ass is so jiggly, I heard Bill Cosby

There was a man who would come home blind drunk

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Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,

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Ask for a seat for your imaginary friend Bobo.

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      AT&T fired President John

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out

Are you considering having children? To determine

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

These two eggs had just been married and were on

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

People are always on the lookout for a new diet.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined

During a visit to a hospital for the mentally infirm, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During

One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible

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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest