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British citizens must be photographed as drunk in their passports; requests governments of Turkey and

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a

There is this old couple and they have been married

In school one day, the teacher decided that in

What's the difference between a sports car and

A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its

More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

One sportsman goes up to a non-athletic man and

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd

This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices

In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they

The Pope walked into a car dealership one day to

Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She

Three men sat at a bar discussing the Christmas

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family

Male Seminarsby Females 1.  Combatting 

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer

This guy is not getting along so well with his

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

    'Twas the night before Christmas

1. In the company of females, intercourse

    For all you guys out there who

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked,

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted

THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

Add It Up: Relationship Guide For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"