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A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom

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One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

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We all know those cute symbols made with keyboard

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

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The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement

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A Hillbilly family's only son had saved up money

What is the square root of 69? Ate something.

Did you hear about the fella with square balls?

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

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Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying

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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer:

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.