Jokes
Religious Nuts
There were four country churches in a small Texas
Everyone's Doing It
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed? A: A squirrel
Bullwinkle
Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?
Indian Promiscuity
A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one
Golf In Heaven
God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf
Sleeping Squirrel
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To
What's Purple...Tree
Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?
Pick-up Line...Squirrels
If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut
Grizzly Bear Warning
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently
Cow and Her Apples
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs
George of the Jungle
George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle
5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a
Squirrel Kickin'' Back
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A:
How do you Catch a Squirrel?
Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up
The Proxy Father
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a
The Deer Hunt
Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00
The Squirrels
One day little Bill was playing in the sand out
Pick-Up Lines That Might Get You Killed
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust
The Golfer's Confession
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,
Golf Confessional
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my
Fifty One Years of Math 1957 - 2008
1. Teaching Math In 1950s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
A History of Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of
MIT's Course Evaluations for Fall, 1991
The Best and Worst Comments Received: "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."
Mid-Life
Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone
Bear Alert
In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish
Thanksgiving
You might be a redneck if .... You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving
Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5
Help From Canada
PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President
Travel Advisory
The Wisconsin State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers
Surrogate Father
The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their
Stand Still Soldier
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move