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Religious Nuts

There were four country churches in a small Texas

Everyone's Doing It

Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed? A: A squirrel

Bullwinkle

Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?

Indian Promiscuity

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one

Golf In Heaven

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf

Sleeping Squirrel

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To

What's Purple...Tree

Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?

Pick-up Line...Squirrels

If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut

Grizzly Bear Warning

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently

Cow and Her Apples

A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs

George of the Jungle

George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle

5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a

Squirrel Kickin'' Back

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A:

How do you Catch a Squirrel?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up

The Proxy Father

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

The Deer Hunt

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

The Squirrels

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out

Pick-Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust

The Golfer's Confession

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

Golf Confessional

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

Fifty One Years of Math 1957 - 2008

1. Teaching Math In 1950s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production

A History of Teaching Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

MIT's Course Evaluations for Fall, 1991

The Best and Worst Comments Received: "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

Mid-Life

Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone

Bear Alert

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish

Thanksgiving

You might be a redneck if .... You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving

Teaching Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5

Help From Canada

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President

Travel Advisory

The Wisconsin State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers

Surrogate Father

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

Stand Still Soldier

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move