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The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.2nd Child: Why are you

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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

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The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn

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Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts

A football coach noticed that his star tackle,

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for

One day a teacher told her students to draw a train

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He

A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

A bank robber was running from the law. The police

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to

One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus

Once there was a man who was peacefully driving

One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks

Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

The American Dairy Association was so successful

Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally

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Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean

Recently, I was at a professional football game

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with

A farmer just got married and was going home on

Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

Little Johnny came home from school one day and

Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and

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President George W. Bush was getting angry about

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller,

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

Tiger Woods was traveling through rural Kentucky

One day two kids were wandering around near a stream.

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A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

The bell-ringer for the church had just passed

Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school.

A couple had been married for a long time, but

A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.”

There was an old professor who started every class

I started my new diet today. It consists of Viagra

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Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last

There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd

The king of a small African nation had an elegant

Once upon a time, there was a king who thought

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care

This letter was started by a woman, like yourself,

Two teenagers were walking through a park when

One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic

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The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

A wealthy wife and husband were leaving to go to

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Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains

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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing

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The ringmaster of a traveling circus was looking

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An older single woman was shopping at the grocery

A newspaper reporter went to interview an old man

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A man loses his hat, so he goes to church to steal

There were these two people in a bar, a boy and

There was a man with a restaurant near a construction

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

Billy was 14 and just started jerking off. He loved

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

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Yo mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout

Three guys were in a bar and they heard a woman

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A man had a very small penis, so he went to a witch

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman

Two good ol' boys were driving down the road

A guy was riding down the road when he saw a

One day Bill complained to his friend that his

A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized

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A guy goes into a doctor's office with a frog growing

A couple went to church every week, but every

A newlywed couple had a slight problem when it

In a small town in California there lived two boys,

An old man and a old lady went in the doctor's

The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started to

There was once three roughnecks named Crap, Manners

One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven,

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One day this Preacher decided that he would skip

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

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One day, on a trip to the Grand Canyon, three rednecks

Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales

One sunny Saturday morning, the first of a twosome

Once there was a substitute teacher taking over

A man had an idea that could make him rich. After

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

Lincoln and JFK started politics 100 years apart.

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

Since Pope John Paul is getting up in age the Vatican

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided

Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr.

A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly

There were three men in a bar. All three were

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on

A travelling salesman was out in the country one

One night three guys wanted to rob a bank. They

A man was grocery shopping one day when he passed

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A leprechaun and his friend walked into a bar one

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Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana.

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye

One day, three flies were sitting in a garbage

John went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he

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It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

There was a man once that was always talking about

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.

Three men went into a stripper bar and this stripper

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To my darling wife: During the past year,

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One morning, a man approached the first tee, only

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

There was a doctor that had been having sex with

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

A young businessman had just started his own firm.

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere

I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when

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Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

One day a farmer was sitting around with one of

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As

A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before

    One day many years ago, a fisherman's

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little

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I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

It seems that a young couple had just gotten married

Two Texans were having the blue plate special at

A young lady was standing in front of a shoe store

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A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is

Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments

There was a world famous painter who, in the prime

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Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

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There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

A poor minister was having trouble managing his

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

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A young female teacher was giving an assignment

John invited his mother over for dinner. During

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out

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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client

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Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

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There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to

Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter

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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four

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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

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There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date. The

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Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed

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John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After

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After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't

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A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of

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A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that

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There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went

He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. A

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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept

There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

The cowhand got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and proceeded to the nearest bar and

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On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

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A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

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After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The house was in his name

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Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first

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An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After

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two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.

A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side committal service

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed

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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's

A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th

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A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated

Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, "Ya know, since summer

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

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A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

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One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

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Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

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A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk,

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

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