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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

Enough with the Poking, Lets Just Have Sex He pokes her, she pokes him, they poke each other back

A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,

A man walks into a bank,yells at the old lady at the teller window, he needs to open a "fuckin bank account".

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase

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This week, the Bush administration finally released

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

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A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates

In Scotland, the most important time for a young

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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found

Two couples went on a vacation together. One of the men stated, "Our sex life has become routine

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina

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Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

Well after all the witch hunts over the years by the French trying to prove he was using illegal substances.....they

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

A big shot executive had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and--because he was a good

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten

Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in

A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls.

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements

Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While

A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes