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Idiot Luck

Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned

Q-Tip

At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example

The Great Saddam and Bush Debate

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

New Rules For Employment

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

Senate Slander

A member of the United States Senate, known for

Dubya Quotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

Patriots vs. Rams

POST GAME DISCUSSION Two Rams fans were standing

NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

Top Ten... Sleeping at Desk

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might

Moon Talking

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

Microsoft in Detroit?

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates

New Office Policy

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

Good Quotes

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Explosion

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and

Kittens

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

Company Policy

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

The Ring

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

Willie Nelson Arrest

Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: "It's

Hate Your Job?

Try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made

NHL Players Resent Replacement Players

The NHL Players Association (NHLPA) announced today that they are upset at the NHL for planning to

George W. Bush Quotes

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on

George Carlin: I'm a BAD American

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

Help From Canada

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President

Oxymoronic Statements

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive;

Indisputable truths

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2.

Words Women Use

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to

Updated Employee Handbook

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you

Application for Dating My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

French Mustard

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company

Chili taster named Frank

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

Pope on the Ropes

During his visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour

Credit Card Fun

A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and

The Death of Black Magic

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there