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This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.She is half discovered, half wild.Between the ages

Two Norwegian men were driving near Mt. Horab, a Norwegian community in Wisconsin, when they noticed

Stan and John are walking to school one day and

There were three priests in a railroad station,

A firefighter is working on the engine outside

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising.

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

Tiger Woods was traveling through rural Kentucky

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the

Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank

Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station.

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York.

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing

One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

A city girl was driving back to town after attending

A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized

A guy calls into a radio station and he says

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru

A Cork, Ireland radio station was holding an on-air

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they

Yo' mama's like a gas station, pump and pay!

1. Weed 2. Vancouver: 2 million people and

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in

You don't have to put cream in your coffee to

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?

There was an old lady walking down the streets

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs, she makes the

You might be a redneck if you wonder how service

You might be a redneck if you wonder how service

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

      AT&T fired President John

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

    A fireman came from work one

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up

    DETROIT--With third-quarter

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

    Stupid people should have to

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

An FM station has a competition where they ring

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for

An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics.

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant

A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early

It's out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're A redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

A frightened man dialed 911 to report! an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to

Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free

"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba

This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the

A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store. After a few

Three Kiwis and three Aussies are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Aussies

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

Two Martians land in the middle of the night in a closed gas station. They get out of their space ship.

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have

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