status

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said,

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2.) If

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.