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A Foot And A Half

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding

There was a man who loved baked beans...

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

A plane is on its way to Houston when a ...

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde

Hollywood Lessons

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

If Resumes Told the Truth

OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor

Hubby Homing Device

Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get

26 Things the Movies Taught You...

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

Signs You've had Too Much of The '90s

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family

Olmos Dunn

A man was heading to England and his next-door

Coming Home Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

Crabs

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab. A female crew member took the

What is it Called?

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other

Hired Hand

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year

Maria's Wedding Night

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding

Wrong Approach

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

Classic Questions About Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

Love, Lust and Marriage

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

The Mortgage

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you

The Barber

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling

Not Waking The Wife

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

That's not right... Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?... Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me

Canadian Tourism Website

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

Biggest Tool

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy