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A Husband and Wife go to the hospital to deliver their child. The doctor meets them and tells them that

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,

There's a guy sitting inside a bar, just staring at his drink for about a half-hour. Then, this big truck

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing tothe roof. Firemen are on

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

Three boys were sitting on some steps watching

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

A husband is at home watching a football game when

A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf

Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant

George set out on a very windy day to see his friend

One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

The European Union commissioners have announced

A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees

One upon a time there was a town with a new church

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run

One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on

How many lawyers does it take to change a light

A young boy took his bag of M&M's, grabbed the

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his

Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot

A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's

A minister has just died and is standing in line

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out

Where is an elephant's sex organ? In his feet

Two hunters are stalking through the forest when

Yo' mama so fat, she steps on a dollar and makes

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

    Yes, it's hard to believe, but

-It is always possible to park directly outside

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, the dentist says, "That

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a

A young girl from Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very

Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses

A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"