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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of

Two little potatoes are standing on the street

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff

"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor",

The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

Back in the day, when they stamped each can in

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of

Q: Who has the right of way any time? A: The

* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's

The following are a sampling of REAL answers

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2)

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence...Nature's way of saying

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer:

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks