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In a company there's this tai-chi king. His tai-chi has reached the level where even the boss could do

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"How'd you do it?" the doctor asked as he was setting farmer Joe Brown's broken leg."Well Doc," said

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An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup at his doctor's office. He says to the doctor, "I've

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Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

An old man and his young wife were getting divorce at a local court. But the custody of children posed

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

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A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video.

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I saw an interview in which an expert on military

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Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the

Little David comes home from first grade and tells

You've lost the feeling below your ankles. When

Two retired professors were vacationing with their

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

A man from Atlanta moved to New York. As he wandered

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A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George

The king of a small African nation had an elegant

One day the king of a fairly large country was

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

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A man walked into a curio store and was shopping

What's the difference between a genealogist and

A man was in the waiting room at the hospital,

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Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true

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A newspaper reporter went to interview an old man

One guy had three balls, so he went to the doctor.

An old man went to the social security office to

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"Jimmy," says the teacher, "what would happen if

An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

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A reverend was walking in a big city park, when

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A news reporter decided to do a column on old Southern

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A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong

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A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving

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Patient has two teenage children, but no other

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup

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A reporter went up into the hills of West Virginia

There was once an old pheasant who was chatting

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One night, three guys are at a bar talking and

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer

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A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window

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John went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he

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Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

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A man from another country came to the U.S. and

A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a

A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly.

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Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the

    One day many years ago, a fisherman's

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

How did we know that Monica would testify? Because

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. 

If the government is going to put health warning

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

Similarities between the Titanic video and the

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband

In the human body, which organ is in charge? All

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Bobby Knight, after living a full life, died. When

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of

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One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm

The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said,

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 - You take her

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were on their way to town. The boy was riding the donkey. As they

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at

A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

Subject: Story with a Moral Story with a Moral In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two - at least three

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Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However,

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.

(This is supposedly a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father.

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that

Historical information you need to know about shipping Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor

There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look

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Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing

The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

A reporter was doing a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted

The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing

Blonde Boater A True Story Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at

A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening

A fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asked,

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through the objects

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't

Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous,