Jokes
Beers For Geeks
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully
Viagra and Ben Gay
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.
Vacumm
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands preadlegged on the bathroom
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
This week, the Bush administration finally released
How To Bathe A Cat
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage
English Patient
An English guy was very ill and his son went to
Freshman Guide to Bra Removal
OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking
Crossing a River
One day three men were walking along and came upon
Chicken Engineering at Its Finest
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors
Tough Love
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin
Work Genesis
In the beginning was the Plan. And then came
Corporate Lessons
Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,
Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer
A Misuse of NASA Technology
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to
Rocket Science
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically
Extra Strength Viagra
Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and
Drink This In Memory of Me
The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly
Old ain't Dumb
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength.
The Duck and the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell
Tool Glossary
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your
Great Exercise for Seniors
I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
Turkey and the Bull
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed
Actual Lines from Resumes
I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability
The River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to
Cookies
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite
Smell the Bacon?
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just
2005 Darwin Awards
[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who
Olympic Gold
A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the
Modern Medicine
Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~
Jesus in a Bar
The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the
Olympic Wrestling
A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final
Mexican Earthquake
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans
Dying Preacher
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),
Wheelbarrow
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of
FAA Test
The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at
Strength vs. Intelligence
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.