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Beers For Geeks

DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully

Viagra and Ben Gay

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

Vacumm

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands preadlegged on the bathroom

The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...

This week, the Bush administration finally released

How To Bathe A Cat

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

English Patient

An English guy was very ill and his son went to

Freshman Guide to Bra Removal

OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking

Crossing a River

One day three men were walking along and came upon

Chicken Engineering at Its Finest

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors

Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin

Work Genesis

In the beginning was the Plan. And then came

Corporate Lessons

Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,

Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer

A Misuse of NASA Technology

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to

Rocket Science

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically

Extra Strength Viagra

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

Drink This In Memory of Me

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly

Old ain't Dumb

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength.

The Duck and the Lawyer

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

Tool Glossary

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your

Great Exercise for Seniors

I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.

Turkey and the Bull

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

Actual Lines from Resumes

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability

The River

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to

Cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite

Smell the Bacon?

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just

2005 Darwin Awards

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Olympic Gold

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

Modern Medicine

Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~

Jesus in a Bar

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the

Olympic Wrestling

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

Mexican Earthquake

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans

Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),

Wheelbarrow

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of

FAA Test

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at

Strength vs. Intelligence

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.