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There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in

Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string

A man went to a cafe and ordered some soup. Half

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't

10. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys,

What's worse than waking up in the morning after

One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. In the

This guy is standing outside on his balcony on

Q. How do you make a woman pick cotton? A.

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2.

Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,

There were three strings that walked into the bar.

Q: What do you call a girl with a broken string

Why do tampons have strings? Floss.

Do you know why midgets don't wear tampons?

What is worse than waking up the morning after

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra-long strings

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and

The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant

    Stupid people should have to

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest