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US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first

mom: "wake up son, it's time for you to go to school."son: "but mom, i don't wanna go to school."mom:

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses,

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the

A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class: "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble

Gaye Males - Real Estate Agent Rodger Bumpass

A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students

One day a teacher told her students to draw a train

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all

At a high school an English teacher is busy with

A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting

Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers? Because

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,

An English professor told her students that there

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced

An Auburn student spent a holiday in New Mexico

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

As a pre-med student at Washington University in

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor

Possible Courses: ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover

Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't

A question had appeared in a student's medical

Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school.

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School

There is this third grade class with this kid named

A group of students had a biology lab. As a part

Two college students are in Ireland for a vacation

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach

Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular

Once there was a substitute teacher taking over

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his

One day a teacher was teaching a fourth grade class

At a high school an English teacher is busy with

The teacher was checking her student roster on

Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of

A biology class student conducted an experiment

A first-grade teacher asks her students to give

How is the modus operandi of a cowardly, nynmphomanical

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful

A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years

A grade school teacher was asking students what

What was the geometry student looking for at the

Three college students were in England and were

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

A college psychology class was studing human reaction

At a southern university, students in the psychology

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

A visiting professor at the University of Montana

Three engineering students were gathered together

Two engineering students were walking across campus

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

      AT&T fired President John

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

An Ohio State University mortician student walked

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

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Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.

The psychiatrists were attending their first seminar on emotional extremes. "Just to establish

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates,

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite

Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on

My other car is a bomb This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings Allah is my co-pilot My

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying, "It is impossible for your generation to understand

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's

A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? one

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently

Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question, worth 70 points or

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey --

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a

Teacher asked her class to use 'definitely' in a sentence. Jane raised her hand and said, "The sky

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-coloured

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment,

At Cambridge University during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

Times change. Recently there was a demonstration by a large number of students at several Howard

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the

Little Johnny goes to class one day to find that he has a substitute teacher. As the class gets settled

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, An autopsy professor was giving an introductory

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of