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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique

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Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch

Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt

Yo Mama is so stupid it took her an hour to make

President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking

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Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the

You're so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape

Yo momma's so stupid...when your daddy said it

Yo mama is so stupid, she is dumber than me.

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus

Yo mama so stupid she couldn't even make up a "yo

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert

A blond was driving along a country road, listening

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super

Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert

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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was

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Yo mama's so stupid, when yo daddy suggested doggie-style,

You so stupid, you tried to tape glue.

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller,

George Bush is so stupid, he's still looking for

President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde

Britney Spears is so stupid that she was drank

You're so stupid you thought Puff Daddy was a brand

Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts"

G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was

Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in

Yo mama is so stupid, she put on a condom on her

Yo mama's so stupid that when she took the Pepsi

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick,

You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put

Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch. One says,

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with

Two guys are sitting next to each other on an airplane. "The

One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking

Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof,

An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The

A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing

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A construction worker on the third floor of a building

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

Where'd you get that? Get what? That stupid look

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1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The

Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal

Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their

Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon

You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw

Your mama's so stupid she put the operator on

A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her if she

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

Yo mama is so stupid, that when they said, “Order

A city girl was driving back to town after attending

Knock, knock! Who's there? Polar. Polar who? Polar

You're so stupid, you thought a quarter-back was

Yo mama is so stupid, she poured ice down her

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You are so stupid that you took a ruler with you

Yo' mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to

Your mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a

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Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country

You're so stupid that when police tell you you

You're so stupid that you have to turn on the light

Yo mama is so stupid that when we told her to go

Lem: ''I got fired from my job as a bank guard.''

How do you keep someone stupid occupied? By

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and

Three bears came out of hibernation and they were

You so stupid, you thought 401K was your mom's

Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch

Yo mama is so stupid that when her boss told her

Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless

A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they

There were three blondes living together. Blonde

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State

You're so stupid that if you got locked in a grocery

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon

A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly

Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say

How many people does it take to screw in a light

It's a nasty day, and a guy gets pulled over for

Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

Did you hear about the blonde who was so stupid

A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo' mama is so stupid she told everyone that she

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA is the National

Yo' mama so stupid, she broke her TV looking for

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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'You're so stupid that you looked up at the MACY's

You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the

Yo' mama so stupid she sent you to rehab because

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The

What do you call a stupid flower? A blooming idiot.

Yo' mama so stupid, she put a ruler next to her

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology

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I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

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"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and

    Stupid people should have to

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Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket

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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I work hard because millions on welfare

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2..

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were on their way to town. The boy was riding the donkey. As they

# 10 Life is sexually transmitted. # 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! May 22 is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

There was a German, an Italian and a Missouri Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice

"What Happens Here, Stays Here" is getting old, so a contest is being held for new slogans. Here

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and it's important. So please

1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day

Useful phrases when dealing with the general population. Try to incorporate these into your conversations

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair

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1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, "I hate all

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. A

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

That's not right... Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?... Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony,

A guy went to visit a friend at the hospital. His friend was all busted up and in several casts. After

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your