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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

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A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke

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It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to think of a sermon for the next morning.

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before

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The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting

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