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DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice:

A guy went to a whore house for a piece of ass, but only had 5.00. The madam suggested that he go and

This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

Bush got a coded message from Saddam. It read:

Yo mama's so stupid, when yo daddy suggested doggie-style,

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor

The manager of a megastore came to check on his

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested

A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom

A woman was being raped by an escaped mental patient.

One day Bill complained to his friend that his

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

A travelling salesman was out in the country one

    One day many years ago, a fisherman's

    An elderly woman entered a large

A women desperately looking for work goes into

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year

A man was walking into the hospital for a routine examination the other day. Just as he reached the

After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they

I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry

A young doctor had moved out to a small rural community to replace the retiring country doctor. The

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have

HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to

A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques

A couple of pals had the following conversation recently: "Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?" "Yes,

Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug. "Why not add some intrigue to