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New Holidays for a New Year

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

Bombs Away!

Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when

Yo mama so short...

Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited

The Deserted Island

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

Hostage Situation

If a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide,

Sumo Kamikaze

Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler

People Really Said These Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

Helen Keller's Dog

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Stanley Cup Suicide

Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about

Actual Medical Chart Notes

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

Assisted Suicide

One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted

Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day

You wake up face down on the pavement. You

Blonde On a Ledge

A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping

Suicide? Or Murder? Or Suicide?

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

Chicks

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

You May Be A Taliban If ...

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, US troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

Still Blonde

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she

Girlfriends

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

Anti-Taliban

As You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Male To See Any Woman Other Than His Wife Naked

Moral Story

Subject: Story with a Moral Story with a Moral In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel

Blonde Sayings

I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think

Actual Writings on Hospital Charts

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

Muslim Extremist Bumper Stickers

My other car is a bomb This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings Allah is my co-pilot My

Why Math Is Taught In Schools

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

Blonde Suicide

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How

In The Beautiful South Pacific

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

Nuthouse Suicide

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt

Silver Lining

Two deputies in the Sheriff's Office, one who had been in town for ten years and the other who had

Deadly Heart Condition

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says