Jokes
New Holidays for a New Year
Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays
Bombs Away!
Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when
Yo mama so short...
Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited
The Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of
Hostage Situation
If a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide,
Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.
Helen Keller's Dog
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Stanley Cup Suicide
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about
Actual Medical Chart Notes
Patient has two teenage children, but no other
Assisted Suicide
One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted
Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day
You wake up face down on the pavement. You
Blonde On a Ledge
A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping
Suicide? Or Murder? Or Suicide?
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic
Chicks
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,
You May Be A Taliban If ...
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, US troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'
Still Blonde
Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she
Girlfriends
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,
Anti-Taliban
As You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Male To See Any Woman Other Than His Wife Naked
Moral Story
Subject: Story with a Moral Story with a Moral In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel
Blonde Sayings
I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think
Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient
Muslim Extremist Bumper Stickers
My other car is a bomb This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings Allah is my co-pilot My
Why Math Is Taught In Schools
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,
Blonde Suicide
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How
In The Beautiful South Pacific
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people
Nuthouse Suicide
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt
Silver Lining
Two deputies in the Sheriff's Office, one who had been in town for ten years and the other who had
Deadly Heart Condition
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says