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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech

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Ali married Aminah. Ali was so innocent that he did not know how to consummate the marriage (actually

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A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on

Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony

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A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where

A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for

A woman arrives home from work and her husband

A husband and wife were lying in bed together one

He meets Satan, who says, "You are supposed to

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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and

People get really upset when you use the "F" word.

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked

I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

A woman goes to a doctor, and says, "Doctor I want

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A group of students had a biology lab. As a part

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The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie

There was a contruction worker who was working

A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2.

Three bears came out of hibernation and they were

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group

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Women claim that computers should be referred to

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

1. I think the parking meter is running out, I'll

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A security man has a dream that the plane his boss

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds

This lady is throwing a party where each guest

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

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    Two Italian virgins get married

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's

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John invited his mother over for dinner. During

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Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker

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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made

A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for

A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite

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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

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Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results. The lab technician says to

A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are supposed

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your

Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

(This is supposedly a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer:

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.

Colin was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea. When

A vet gets a midnight phone call from a farmer. "I`ve got a very constipated cow - been like it for

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with

The tourist was admiring the Indian's necklace. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth,"

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the

One day a woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab tech says to him,

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My

A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and