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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well,

A woman goes to a plastic surgeon who specializes

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding

This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical

A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at a neurosugeon's

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed

An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive

Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at

A lady went to a plastic surgeon to see what he

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department,

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing

There was a world famous painter who, in the prime

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says,

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said,