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US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

In a company there's this tai-chi king. His tai-chi has reached the level where even the boss could do

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a triple!"So the bartender pours him up a triple

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

Angelina Jolie: I am so in love with my brother

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

A army doctor walked into a room to check on his

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller,

Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked

''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

There was a woman who had very small breasts and

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender

A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

There was a long line of souls before the gate

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home

Early one morning, the milkman was doing his rounds.

It's the year 2389, and martian and earth couples

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home

Two residents at a nursing home became good friends.

One day a Hippie gets onto a bus. He sees a beautiful

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement

Following a tragic boating accident, a husband

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about

A man and his girlfriend go out to a bar for

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

A man named George was new in the city and needed

There was a father and son who went on a fishing

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

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Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders

After several years of serving the church in a

There was this couple who had been married for

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised

    DETROIT--With third-quarter

    A guy is sitting at a bar in

An Ohio State University mortician student walked

Run one lap around the office at top speed

    An OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY mortician

Our Rights: The following was written by State

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, the dentist says, "That

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies,

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies,

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

One day, a kindergarten teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can

An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son,

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?" The mother, surprised,

A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made.

A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours

A man was traveling north to Alberta. He needed to use the bathroom and so at a rest stop he goes into

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

A New Hampshireman stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and

Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner.

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around

The neighbour dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

An 8-year-old girl asks her father, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father is somewhat surprised that she

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband Fred kept under their bed. The box had been

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during