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DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully

Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a triple!"So the bartender pours him up a triple

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out

"If we don't change the direction we're going,

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste

Knock, Knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? I know

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards

Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson Performance

How can you tell that your roommate is gay? His

Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates.

One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding

Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of

An American cowboy was traveling in England and

Two guys are in a bar. "Hey, I've got an idea

Q: What's the difference between a rectal and oral

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

This guy was driving along a country road. Along

I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looked over

A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup.

Joe walks into a bar. Joe's friend, Al, sits down

There was a man with a restaurant near a construction

What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian

One day two boys were walking through the woods

There were these two guys working late in a morgue,

What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends.

How can you tell if you have an underbite? You're

One day MR. GOODBAR was feeling horny. So he went

Ole was on his death bed. But before he died,

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a

A man named Jed went hunting near the border of

How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein,

A man had an idea that could make him rich. After

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

A hunter gets up early one morning and tells his

1. Weed 2. Vancouver: 2 million people and

Q: How do you tell if your roommate is gay?

A man named George was new in the city and needed

How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? All

How can you tell if you have an overbite? When

A Russian guy was walking down the street when

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

You don't have to put cream in your coffee to

SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction,

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because

A girl wants to borrow the car from her dad, so

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only

    A couple go to Mexico City for

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children

First and foremost, we are not obligated to do

A young man sits down at a bar. "What can I get

Q: Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote for the

1. I'll swallow it all.. I love the taste.

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

10. The quicker picker upper! 9. One a day,

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees,

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that! When

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

SYMPTOM - Feet cold and wet. SOLUTION - Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.

According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-coloured

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your

A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost