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My Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

Teacher and Student

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned

Dirty Birds

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,

Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The

Special High Intensity Teaching

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

Making a Good Impression

Don't Say This to Your New Girlfriend's Parents... 1.

A woman went to her priest with a problem...

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

Grannny's Letter

Dear Jennifer, I have an interesting

Condom Dog

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes

Van Gogh's Relatives

After much careful research, it has been discovered

Sex Ed

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach

Redneck Pool Table

You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born

Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump

Ma and Pa are sitting out on the front porch one

Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette

A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during

Blonde's Helicopter Lessons

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how

Atlanta School Board

The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the

Clinton Does Dr. Suess

I did not do it in a car I did not do it

Parrot-Prostitutes

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught

Good with Numbers

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught

Indian Winter

It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief

Homework

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch

Cleaning Chickens

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You

Pick Up Lines, Part 2

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

Wisdom Of Homer

THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,

The Letter

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything

Long Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was

Things Mother Taught Me...

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store

The Missionary

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

Clear as Black and White

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends

Old and Forgetful

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,

Parrots

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female