Jokes
My Bike
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient
Teacher and Student
The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The
Special High Intensity Teaching
In order to assure the highest levels of quality
Making a Good Impression
Don't Say This to Your New Girlfriend's Parents... 1.
A woman went to her priest with a problem...
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,
Grannny's Letter
Dear Jennifer, I have an interesting
Condom Dog
A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes
Van Gogh's Relatives
After much careful research, it has been discovered
Sex Ed
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach
Redneck Pool Table
You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born
Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump
Ma and Pa are sitting out on the front porch one
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during
Blonde's Helicopter Lessons
One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how
Atlanta School Board
The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the
Clinton Does Dr. Suess
I did not do it in a car I did not do it
Parrot-Prostitutes
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,
Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught
Good with Numbers
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught
Indian Winter
It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief
Homework
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch
Cleaning Chickens
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You
Pick Up Lines, Part 2
your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running
My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
Wisdom Of Homer
THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,
The Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything
Long Cold Winter
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was
Things Mother Taught Me...
My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store
The Missionary
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient
Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy
At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The
Clear as Black and White
A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends
Old and Forgetful
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,
Parrots
A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female