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A rather attractive woman goes up to the register

Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie He leadeth

Dear U.S. Citizens, I have the distinguished honor

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

In prison you spend the majority of your time in

    A woman walks into her accountant's

    One day, a man named Tony died.  

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

Enclosed is my 2005 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.

Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK....You spend most of your

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS tax auditor who had come to review his records.