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A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor.The witch doctor throws

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested, "I am looking for a spouse.

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for

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A man having trouble achieving an erection decides

A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television.

A redneck taped toilet paper to his television. He

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a

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6. Both are made out of plastic. 5. Both are full

OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had

An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

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A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner

One day, a man walked into an appliance store. "Do

A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks

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One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein,

Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

As he is quietly watching television at home, a

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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard

Q: What is the dirtiest thing ever said on television?

-It is always possible to park directly outside

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, US troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a color

An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, "I am going to get a dish of

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" A

THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying, "It is impossible for your generation to understand

I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared

randpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers

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A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to