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There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested, "I am looking for a spouse.

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?A:

"It''s awful scary in these woods, mister!" "You''re

James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not

A blond was driving along a country road, listening

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:

Knock, Knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? I know

You'd better watch out, You'd better not cry, You'd

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout,

"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class

What did the cat say to the mouse? "The human

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

Q: Will I be reincarnated? A: Not unless there

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy

There was a woman who had very small breasts and

There was an older man who'd married a younger

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors

1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw

If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into

Why are blonde jokes so short? So the guys telling

One day, there's a man and his wife driving along

One night a man walked into a bar with a brown

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.

Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian,

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a

King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced

How do you keep someone stupid occupied? By

A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could

There was this man who really had to go to the

What's brown and black and blue all over? A brunette

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew

A nun was telling some other nuns about how she

There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer

The privacy partition in the confessional booth

Q: What is grosser than gross? A: A midget

Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver were both at a party

There's a woman that has a big problem when it

Q: Why can't blondes parallel park? A: Because

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst

Knock, knock Who's there? Some Some who? Some

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

Proof That Jewish Was Jewish: 1. He went into

Jack comes home from school with a great big smile

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

1) Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't

A brash young man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gives

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am,

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda,

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me

(We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:

One day while Little Johnny and his freind Arnie were playing out in the back yard,they started talking

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. "Buy a puppy Ma'am?"

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive;

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition,

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed

A Texas cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer getsdissatisfied with the level

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So,

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $ 5,000 and feels really good about the

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister

Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral procession going down Main Street. Watching awhile he

A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm