Jokes
Needs
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
Nine Comments to Take Back
Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators
When Shit Hits the Fan
A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts
Joke Written By and For Retards
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when
Game of Choice
The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his
Hold Me
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...
you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you
Cheaper Than a Doctor
There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his
Tennis Elbow
A man who always plays golf sees a beautiul woman
Tennis Balls
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed
Childhood Of Yore
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday
The Amazing Health Computer
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My
Aint It the Truth?
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot
Divorced Barbie
A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie
Just Like Frank
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the
Golf Balls
A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to
The Tables are Turned
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured
People Over 34 Should Be Dead
Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it
Tennis Shoes
Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps
Penguin Game
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have