Jokes
UNIX convention
Joan, on an airplane, strikes up a conversation with the geeky computer programmer sitting next to her. "Where
Health Plans...HMO vs. PPO
PPO = Preferred Provider OrganizationHMO = Health Maintenance OrganizationThe Queen of England was visiting
Firetruck
A firefighter is working on the engine outside
That's crazy
Did you here about the 80 lbs. man with the 40
Things Couldn't Be Nurse
A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen
Retired Marine
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job.
Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me
This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices
80-Pounder
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound
Blonde - Elmo Factory
Once there was a blonde who really needed some
Big Testicles
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant
The Headache
A man is having terrible headaches, he can't stand
Cuban Delicacy
A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He
Authentic Grafitti
Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *
Radical Procedure
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but
The Bear Trap
A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified
Gorilla Remover
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
PMS?
TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal
Snoring
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if
Kids Writing about the Sea
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are
Doctor Visit
There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to
Brains
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "are these
Olympic Gold
A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the
A Midget Down in Texas
There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went
Newlyweds
A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor... "I can't figure
Olympic Wrestling
A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final
The Man Code
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually
Headache
The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require
Turner Brown
A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big,
Cat and Dog Fire Truck
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door
A Little Testy
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male
Gorilla on the Roof
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
The Tourist
A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,
Work Disability
A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer. "Yes,
Twisted April Fool's Joke
It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife