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UNIX convention

Joan, on an airplane, strikes up a conversation with the geeky computer programmer sitting next to her. "Where

Health Plans...HMO vs. PPO

PPO = Preferred Provider OrganizationHMO = Health Maintenance OrganizationThe Queen of England was visiting

Firetruck

A firefighter is working on the engine outside

That's crazy

Did you here about the 80 lbs. man with the 40

Things Couldn't Be Nurse

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen

Retired Marine

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job.

Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me

This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices

80-Pounder

Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound

Blonde - Elmo Factory

Once there was a blonde who really needed some

Big Testicles

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant

The Headache

A man is having terrible headaches, he can't stand

Cuban Delicacy

A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He

Authentic Grafitti

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

Radical Procedure

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

The Bear Trap

A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified

Gorilla Remover

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

PMS?

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

Snoring

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if

Kids Writing about the Sea

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are

Doctor Visit

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to

Brains

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "are these

Olympic Gold

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

A Midget Down in Texas

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went

Newlyweds

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor... "I can't figure

Olympic Wrestling

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

The Man Code

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

Headache

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

Turner Brown

A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big,

Cat and Dog Fire Truck

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

A Little Testy

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male

Gorilla on the Roof

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

The Tourist

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,

Work Disability

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer. "Yes,

Twisted April Fool's Joke

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife