Jokes
Farmer Joe
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's
Doctor Become A Farmer
Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,
Speeding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car
Ask too many times
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they
Senile... Like a FOX!
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the
B-Day Sex
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck
Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck,
Jimmy Learns a New Word
A little boy came home from school one day and
Lost At The Golf Course
There was a guy on a golf course that he had never
The Rescue
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge
Not So Saved by the Bell
The preacher was very distraught after the death
Speeding Old Chicks
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at
Pa Won't Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload
Farmer Joe's Favorite Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,
Waiting for the Bus
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capital building. Unfortunately,
22 MPH
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a
Power Outage
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so
Speed Limit
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving
A Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke
The Eulogy
She married and had 11 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again,
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day
Farm Accident
It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby
The Genie
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so