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Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's

Doctor Become A Farmer

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,

Speeding

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

Ask too many times

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

Senile... Like a FOX!

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the

B-Day Sex

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and

Bush, Cheney, and the Buck

Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck,

Jimmy Learns a New Word

A little boy came home from school one day and

Lost At The Golf Course

There was a guy on a golf course that he had never

The Rescue

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge

Not So Saved by the Bell

The preacher was very distraught after the death

Speeding Old Chicks

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at

Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload

Farmer Joe's Favorite Mule

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,

Waiting for the Bus

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capital building. Unfortunately,

22 MPH

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

Power Outage

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so

Speed Limit

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

A Panda in a Bar

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke

The Eulogy

She married and had 11 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again,

Blonde Miracle Diet

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day

Farm Accident

It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby

The Genie

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so