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A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

What a woman says, what she really means... I

Yo mama's so fat, to have sex with her, you have

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

There were four fleas on a woman's thighs. Two

Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead?

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A

Being a huge Elvis fan, a pretty, young woman strolled

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into

Q: What's the similarity between women and Kentucky

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2.

There was an Asian lady who married an English

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC? A. He

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

"Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe"

1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married

In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good.

A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,