Jokes
Train
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is
A Good English Joke
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action
Farmer Joe
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's
A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all
Celebrity Sandwiches
Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your
50 Ways To Say ââ,¬Å"I Love Youââ,¬Â
1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,
Hollywood Lessons
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches
The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted
Bar, Guy, Endless Possibilities
A bar walks into a guy. The bar orders a liver,
Football Animals
During the Super Bowl, there was another football
26 Things the Movies Taught You...
1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent
Lawyers Off Bridge...
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge
The World Accordion to Garp
There is a accordion player driving home from a
Star Trek 'n' Computer Geeks
What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle
After World War II, an American soldier was going
The Sailor and the Pirate
A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit
Horseback Riding
A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.
Latex Gloves
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary
Shaky Arms Hotel
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband
True [Stupid] Crime Stories
A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false
Dog Train
During WW II an American soldier had been on the
Farmer Joe's Favorite Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,
The Nightie
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black
Classy Insults
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest
Pirate in a Bar
A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a
Duck Hunt
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING
For All You Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's
Rules of the South
Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let
Farmer Joe
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company
Late Blonde
"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. "It was
Bad Translations From Places Afar
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
My Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has
Stella Awards
It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named
French Woman
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman
Too Far In
A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,
Martian Landing
Two Martians land in the middle of the night in a closed gas station. They get out of their space ship.
The Elevated Train
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is
50 Year Sentence
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices
Railroad
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks