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A priest and pastor from the local parishes are

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

A man had a habit of buying things immediately

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She

You might be a redneck if a capital home improvement

One day a man goes into a hotel and asks for a

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

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Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair

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1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

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So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.