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Blanket

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing tothe roof. Firemen are on

Hold the Mayo

Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...

A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't

Hot Tomato

Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw

Stewed Tomatoes

A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells

The Tomato Family

The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's

Tomato Family Outing

Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes

The Tomato Seller!

A man from another country came to the U.S. and

Things Children Have Learned

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize

Philosophy

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

Janitor or Millionaire

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

Retired Husbands

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

Chinese Jews?

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"

Chili taster named Frank

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili