Jokes
Blanket
A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing tothe roof. Firemen are on
Hold the Mayo
Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't
Hot Tomato
Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw
Stewed Tomatoes
A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells
The Tomato Family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's
Tomato Family Outing
Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes
The Tomato Seller!
A man from another country came to the U.S. and
Things Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize
Philosophy
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)
Janitor or Millionaire
Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The
Retired Husbands
Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite
Chinese Jews?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
Chili taster named Frank
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili