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Three Kicks

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

A Perfect Circle

Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A:

For my next trick...

Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It

Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...

Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to

Louisiana Heritage

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

Tag Team

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent

Cow or Tractor

If a farmer was only able to choose between buying

Farmer's Tractor

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Nerdz

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

Blonde - Contractor

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

A Fence Bid

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction

That is a Curious Collar

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field

Christmas in West Virginia

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

A Special Night in Iowa

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked

The Duck and the Lawyer

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

Restroom Policy

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective

Corporate America

Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to

Contractors

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey,

New Virus Warning

here is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer

An Old Farmer's Advice

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

Country Politics

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and

Bad Translations From Places Afar

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Life Across The USA

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

The Farmer's Kids

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating

Ole

So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere

Just because I am Blonde

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy

Fixing The Pearly Gates

3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing

Teacher Arrested

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher

How to Mess with the IRS

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

Nerd Season

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

The Pig with a Wooden Leg

A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of

Louisiana Law

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into