Jokes
Three Kicks
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting
An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and
A Perfect Circle
Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A:
For my next trick...
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to
Louisiana Heritage
A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your
Tag Team
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent
Cow or Tractor
If a farmer was only able to choose between buying
Farmer's Tractor
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Nerdz
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load
Blonde - Contractor
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,
A Fence Bid
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction
That is a Curious Collar
A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field
Christmas in West Virginia
Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through
A Special Night in Iowa
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked
The Duck and the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell
Restroom Policy
In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective
Corporate America
Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to
Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey,
New Virus Warning
here is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
An Old Farmer's Advice
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and
Country Politics
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and
Bad Translations From Places Afar
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
Life Across The USA
You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You
The Farmer's Kids
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating
Ole
So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere
Just because I am Blonde
Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy
Fixing The Pearly Gates
3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing
Teacher Arrested
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher
How to Mess with the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always
Nerd Season
trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees
The Pig with a Wooden Leg
A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of
Louisiana Law
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into