Jokes
Things Couldn't Be Nurse
A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen
Taking the Bullet
Two guys are drinking together, when one of them
Top Ten: Questions that Make You Go, "Huh?"
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What
Redneck Honeymoon
A redneck couple gets married and are on their
The True Story
Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state
Isolated Duty
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a
Granny & the Bank Manager's Balls
An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the
A Scot's Tale
One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through
Rules for Dating my Daughter
Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable
Tom the Drunk
Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth
Linguistic Lapses
In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers
Masturbating Cabbie
One night, a cabbie was driving through the streets
Camelback
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion
Walka Walka
A couple has been together for thirty years and
Gator Bite
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by
Misunderstanding
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took
A Good Dentist
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A
Who's the Boss?
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed,
Application for a Night Out with the Boys
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest
Golf and the Physiotherapist
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards
The Dentist
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A
Bad Translations From Places Afar
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
Face Lift
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the
King Arthur
King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.
The Spoon
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter
Alligator
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns
Alligator in a Bar
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned