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Things Couldn't Be Nurse

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen

Taking the Bullet

Two guys are drinking together, when one of them

Top Ten: Questions that Make You Go, "Huh?"

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What

Redneck Honeymoon

A redneck couple gets married and are on their

The True Story

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Isolated Duty

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a

Granny & the Bank Manager's Balls

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

A Scot's Tale

One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through

Rules for Dating my Daughter

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

Tom the Drunk

Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth

Linguistic Lapses

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers

Masturbating Cabbie

One night, a cabbie was driving through the streets

Camelback

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

Walka Walka

A couple has been together for thirty years and

Gator Bite

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

Misunderstanding

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

A Good Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A

Who's the Boss?

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed,

Application for a Night Out with the Boys

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

Golf and the Physiotherapist

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards

The Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A

Bad Translations From Places Afar

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Face Lift

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the

King Arthur

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.

The Spoon

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

Alligator in a Bar

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned