trust

One day Bill Gates finally dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching the pearly white gates, he sees Saint

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

A few days before his proctological exam, a one

Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The

Q: Why can you never trust a woman? A: How can

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick,

"Don't trust volleyball players with your drinks." "Why?" "They

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

10) Who the hell Begets anymore? 9) Memo to Adam:

What do you call two cannibals having oral sex?

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study

Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all

King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade.

A travelling salesman is out in the country selling

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

Q: What is trust? A: Letting a cannibal give

Why don't men trust or understand women? Who

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get

Some pretty 'useful' phrases you, too, can use

    Psychologists have discovered

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband).

    One day a hunter was walking

There has been a recent discovery among archives

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T. Me: This is

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh,

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks and cleans from time to time, and

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea. As the water lapped around his

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one

A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My bride

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"