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British citizens must be photographed as drunk in their passports; requests governments of Turkey and

Saying that "America must take a preemptive approach

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu,

Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient

Three blondes died and found themselves standing

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down

There once was a lion, whose best friend was a

What do you get when you cross a centipede with

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Your mama's so fat, after sex she smoked a turkey!

Did you know that when the pilgrims landed, if

Why did the turkey cross the road? To get

Three blondes died and are up talking to St. Peter.

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because

Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

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Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old shop assistant After he was found lying naked with a

One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

You might be a redneck if .... You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained,