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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What

1. Blast the Phantom of the Opera at midnight and

1. Two World Wars and one World Cup 2. Proper

(which in our society means over 25) An older

Three nuns used to go to the church from their

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

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