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A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase

Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He

There is this old couple and they have been married

There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

If you think no Christmas dinner is complete

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Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.

SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby

1. Two World Wars and one World Cup 2. Proper

How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any

A Scottish wife, an English wife, and an Irish

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

You might be a redneck if your wife wears the same

An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor

This guy goes to the doctors office and tells the

What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove

A wealthy wife and husband were leaving to go to

A wife decides that she needs to spice up her and

A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first

Yo' mama so wrinkly, she has to screw on her underwear!

An old man and a old lady went in the doctor's

How do you tell a blonde isn't wearing underwear?

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

Three little boys were sitting around talking about

A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking

Yo mama's underwear is so funky, roaches check

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You

10) Pretend you don't speak English. 9) Say

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out

What's grosser than gross? When you throw your

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office

Two couples were playing cards.  John accidentally

Every day I give thanks to the Goddess: I have

Male Seminarsby Females 1.  Combatting 

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

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In Scotland, the most important time for a young

A young Bulgarian peasant girl of fourteen went

Listen my children, and you shall hear Of

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize

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Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

As we age, our priorities change .. The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all

A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's

THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, "I've got

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife

The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session. The mother superior walked out in