Jokes
What do you call 88 rednecks...
What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family
Family Reunion
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion
New Rules For Employment
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited
Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed
* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that
Louisiana Heritage
A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your
Top Ten Reasons For Being English
1. Two World Wars and one World Cup 2. Proper
NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale
And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm
Redneck Communion
You might be a redneck if your congregation uses
Redneck Top Ten
1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top
Sex Before Communion
A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is
Redneck Name Tag
You know you married a redneck when she fills out
Euro-English Instead of German
The European Union commissioners have announced
Gorilla in Heat
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species
Some Examples of Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
How many union guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
You Might Be A Redneck If... Family
You might be a redneck if you go to your family
S&M Sans Rubber Suits
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion,
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
1) Chest Trays 2) NFRU (Not for Recreational
Barbie Turns 40
Yes, it's hard to believe, but
Clinton's Favorite Things
This should be sung to the tune "A Few of
Have Yourself a PC Little Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas
North vs. South
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South
Goverment Wrestling Federation
13> Driving your fellow Congressman
Old Girlfriend
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady
Ah So True
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine
S & M
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.
Union Worker
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and
Bear Facts
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University
Honeymoon Prank
Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of
Christmas Party
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas
Strange and Funny Tombstones
Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ****************************** In
Marriage Problems
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time
Noah in America
In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once
Blind Pilots
Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other
Euro English Unification
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as
And God Said...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day
Redneck Church
You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the
Local Brothels
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
Convert
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan
Headline Howlers
Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids
Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.
Axis of Evil Wannabes
The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002