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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy,

A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A psychiatrist advised his timid little patient to assert himself. "Don't let your wife bully you. Go

A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?",

A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.

This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had

One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is

There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother.

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set

A man walks into a whorehouse and hands the madam

There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday

Three girls asked their mother if they could invite

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to

A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little

There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive

A young boy walks into a whore house dragging a

A guy comes home early one day from work. And

Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers

I just got a skylight put into my place -- the

Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout

On the night of the prom, a boy's girlfriend is

This man decided that on his birthday he was going

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

A guy is drinking in a bar, and the bartender asks

Three blonde friends were walking home from a party

One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom

When is a woman above a man? When the kitchen

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

Jack comes home from school with a great big smile

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.

    Every night after dinner, Merle

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client

A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old.

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House." He

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes

An Englishman A Scotsman and an Irishman are all setting in a bar in New York discussing about how

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullsh*tted a bit,

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

In a small town in alabama, joe bob decides it's time for his cousin, 19 year-old Billy Bob, to learn

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic,

After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one,

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he

A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school

Every night after dinner, Merle took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says:

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"