Jokes
Saxophone
The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying
Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom
EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot
Battle of the Engineers
Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at
Foreign Policy
There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen
Urinalotta Trouble
Above the urinal, written on the wall: Why are
What, No Golden Goose?
A man comes home late one night, drunk. "Where
No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot
Leprechaun on Spring Break
Two college students are in Ireland for a vacation
Good Samaritan
Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a
Consulting Fun
Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,
Honeymoon Tattoo
A guy is about to be married, and he's thinking
The Man Who Wanted To Quit Smoking
There was this guy who wanted to quit smoking.
A Cock-work Orange
Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the
True Newspaper Clippings
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer AMANA
Midget at a Urinal
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that
Field Trip to the Racetrack
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied
The Fly
From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about
Men's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
High Urinals
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on
Golden Urinal
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White
Why Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all
The Spoon
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter
Cork Screw
Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed
War Wound
A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.
Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy
At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The
How to Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly