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Three vampires were on a tree, each bragging about being the best vampire of the three. All of the sudden,

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of

What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld

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What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood Vessels

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks

What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire

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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter

Three vampires walked into a bar. The first one

Q:What are used tampons good for? A:Teabags

There were these two vampires talking. One says

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived

"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?"

There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar

What's one thing you don't tell to a vampire?

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says,

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof