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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came

Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter brought

A man went to a cafe and ordered some soup. Half

A waiter asks a man, ââ,¬Å"May I take your

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout,

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards

One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant

A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup.

In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter!

A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.

What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

A very thirsty guy realizes that he's just walked

A hippie saunters into an urban Bar & Grill and

A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange

There was this woman who wanted bigger boobs. So

Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti.

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant

Ask for a seat for your imaginary friend Bobo.

A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

''Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'' ''That's

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a

    A couple go to Mexico City for

The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"

A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the

Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water... One

1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2.) If

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as

A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning. "I